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My man Jeeves

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  1. Leave It To Jeeves - (1)
    Jeeves—my man, you know—is really a most extraordinary chap. So capable. Honestly, I shouldn’t know what to do without him. On broader line…
  2. Leave It To Jeeves - (2)
    “Well, well, well, what?” I said. “Why, Mr. Wooster! How do you do?” “Corky around?” “I beg your pardon?” “You’re waiting for Corky, aren’t…
  3. Jeeves And The Unbidden Guest - (1)
    I’m not absolutely certain of my facts, but I rather fancy it’s Shakespeare—or, if not, it’s some equally brainy lad—who says that it’s alw…
  4. Jeeves And The Unbidden Guest - (2)
    Directly I managed to tear myself away that night and get home, I made up my mind that this was jolly well the last time that I went about…
  5. Jeeves And The Hard-Boiled Egg - (1)
    Sometimes of a morning, as I’ve sat in bed sucking down the early cup of tea and watched my man Jeeves flitting about the room and putting…
  6. Jeeves And The Hard-Boiled Egg - (2)
    “Well, there’s only one hope, then.” “What’s that?” “Jeeves.” “Sir?” There was Jeeves, standing behind me, full of zeal. In this matter of…
  7. Absent Treatment - (1)
    I want to tell you all about dear old Bobbie Cardew. It’s a most interesting story. I can’t put in any literary style and all that; but I d…
  8. Absent Treatment - (2)
    Bobbie didn’t get into the soup all at once. Weeks went by, and months, and still nothing happened. Now and then he’d come into the club wi…
  9. Helping Freddie - (1)
    I don’t want to bore you, don’t you know, and all that sort of rot, but I must tell you about dear old Freddie Meadowes. I’m not a flier at…
  10. Helping Freddie - (2)
    The girl stopped and smiled. I loosed the kid, and he ran to her. “Well, baby?” she said, bending down to him. “So father found you again,…
  11. Rallying Round Old George - (1)
    I think one of the rummiest affairs I was ever mixed up with, in the course of a lifetime devoted to butting into other people’s business,…
  12. Rallying Round Old George - (2)
    “Financially, sir, nothing.” “Whereas, by keeping quiet”—I tapped him on the chest—“by holding your tongue, Voules, by saying nothing about…
  13. Doing Clarence A Bit Of Good - (1)
    Have you ever thought about—and, when I say thought about, I mean really carefully considered the question of—the coolness, the cheek, or,…
  14. Doing Clarence A Bit Of Good - (2)
    And, believe me, it had hit Clarence badly. It was this way. It seemed that old Yeardsley was an amateur artist and that this “Venus” was h…
  15. The Aunt And The Sluggard - (1)
    Now that it’s all over, I may as well admit that there was a time during the rather funny affair of Rockmetteller Todd when I thought that…
  16. The Aunt And The Sluggard - (2)
    “Are you comfortable at your hotel?” I said. “At which hotel?” “The hotel you’re staying at.” “I am not staying at an hotel.” “Stopping wit…
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