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The Inimitable Jeeves

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  1. Startling Dressiness Of A Lift Attendant
    XI. COMRADE BINGO XII. BINGO HAS A BAD GOODWOOD XIII. THE GREAT SERMON HANDICAP XIV. THE PURITY OF THE TURF XV. THE METROPOLITAN TOUCH XVI.…
  2. Jeeves Exerts The Old Cerebellum
    “’Morning, Jeeves,” I said. “Good morning, sir,” said Jeeves. He put the good old cup of tea softly on the table by my bed, and I took a re…
  3. No Wedding Bells For Bingo
    Bingo reported three days later that Rosie M. Banks was the goods and beyond a question the stuff to give the troops. Old Little had jibbed…
  4. Aunt Agatha Speaks Her Mind
    I suppose in the case of a chappie of really fine fibre and all that sort of thing, a certain amount of gloom and anguish would have follow…
  5. Pearls Mean Tears
    I remember it must have been when I was at school because I don’t go in for that sort of thing very largely nowadays reading a poem or some…
  6. The Pride Of The Woosters Is Wounded
    If there’s one thing I like, it’s a quiet life. I’m not one of those fellows who get all restless and depressed if things aren’t happening…
  7. The Hero’s Reward
    I don’t know if you’ve noticed it, but it’s rummy how nothing in this world ever seems to be absolutely perfect. The drawback to this other…
  8. Introducing Claude And Eustace
    The blow fell precisely at one forty-five (summer time). Spenser, Aunt Agatha’s butler, was offering me the fried potatoes at the moment, a…
  9. Sir Roderick Comes To Lunch
    I had met Sir Roderick Glossop before, of course, but only when I was with Honoria; and there is something about Honoria which makes almost…
  10. A Letter Of Introduction - (1)
    You know, the longer I live, the more clearly I see that half the trouble in this bally world is caused by the light-hearted and thoughtles…
  11. A Letter Of Introduction - (2)
    In the middle of it Aunt Agatha’s letter arrived. It took her about six pages to do justice to Cyril’s father’s feelings in regard to his g…
  12. Comrade Bingo
    The thing really started in the Park at the Marble Arch end where weird birds of every description collect on Sunday afternoons and stand o…
  13. Bingo Has A Bad Goodwood
    I had promised to meet young Bingo next day, to tell him what I thought of his infernal Charlotte, and I was mooching slowly up St. James’s…
  14. The Great Sermon Handicap - (1)
    After Goodwood’s over, I generally find that I get a bit restless. I’m not much of a lad for the birds and the trees and the great open spa…
  15. The Great Sermon Handicap - (2)
    The more I studied the scheme, the better it looked. “How about it, Jeeves?” I said. Jeeves smiled gently, and drifted out. “Jeeves has no…
  16. The Purity Of The Turf - (1)
    After that, life at Twing jogged along pretty peacefully for a bit. Twing is one of those places where there isn’t a frightful lot to do no…
  17. The Purity Of The Turf - (2)
    “But why should either of us go to evening service?” “Ass! Harold sings in the choir, doesn’t he?” “What about it? I can’t stop him disloca…
  18. The Metropolitan Touch - (1)
    Nobody is more alive than I am to the fact that young Bingo Little is in many respects a sound old egg. In one way and another he has made…
  19. The Metropolitan Touch - (2)
    “Oh, all right, let it go!” “It’s a big thing, you know, this Christmas Entertainment. Old Heppenstall is very much wrapped up in it. Nibs…
  20. The Delayed Exit Of Claude And Eustace - (1)
    The feeling I had when Aunt Agatha trapped me in my lair that morning and spilled the bad news was that my luck had broken at last. As a ru…
  21. The Delayed Exit Of Claude And Eustace - (2)
    “Your Uncle George was dining with me last night, and he was quite shaken. He declares that, while on his way from the Devonshire Club to B…
  22. Bingo And The Little Woman
    It must have been a week or so after the departure of Claude and Eustace that I ran into young Bingo Little in the smoking-room of the Seni…
  23. All’s Well
    I stared at him. That flower in his buttonhole.... That dazed look.... Yes, he had all the symptoms; and yet the thing seemed incredible. T…
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