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Ukridge

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  1. Ukridge’s Dog College - (1)
    “Laddie,” said Stanley Featherstonehaugh Ukridge, that much-enduring man, helping himself to my tobacco and slipping the pouch absently int…
  2. Ukridge’s Dog College - (2)
    “I think you’re a bit optimistic if you’re looking on it as a loan.” “What Ukridge needs is capital.” “He thinks that, too. So does Gooch,…
  3. Ukridge’s Accident Syndicate - (1)
    “Half a minute, laddie,” said Ukridge. And, gripping my arm, he brought me to a halt on the outskirts of the little crowd which had collect…
  4. Ukridge’s Accident Syndicate - (2)
    We gazed after him in silence as he tripped down the street. We noted the careful manner in which he paused at the corner to eye the traffi…
  5. The Début of Battling Billson - (1)
    It becomes increasingly difficult, I have found, as time goes by, to recall the exact circumstances in which one first became acquainted wi…
  6. The Début of Battling Billson - (2)
    A wailing cry rose above the din of excited patrons of sport endeavouring to explain to their neighbours how it had all happened. It was th…
  7. First Aid for Dora - (1)
    Never in the course of a long and intimate acquaintance having been shown any evidence to the contrary, I had always looked on Stanley Feat…
  8. First Aid for Dora - (2)
    “Matter?” “Why,” I said, “are you looking at me like a fish with lung-trouble?” “Was I?” He took a sip of coffee with an overdone carelessn…
  9. The Return of Battling Billson - (1)
    It was a most embarrassing moment, one of those moments which plant lines on the face and turn the hair a distinguished grey at the temples…
  10. The Return of Battling Billson - (2)
    “Yes, till that ghastly female and her blighted boy had got well away.” Pained astonishment was written all over Ukridge’s face. “You don’t…
  11. Ukridge Sees her Through - (1)
    The girl from the typewriting and stenographic bureau had a quiet but speaking eye. At first it had registered nothing but enthusiasm and t…
  12. Ukridge Sees her Through - (2)
    “I shouldn’t have thought so from what you were telling me the other night.” “What happened the other night was the cause of all the troubl…
  13. No Wedding Bells for him - (1)
    To Ukridge, as might be expected from one of his sunny optimism, the whole affair has long since come to present itself in the light of yet…
  14. No Wedding Bells for him - (2)
    “I was just thinking that, if you were to write them an anonymous letter, accusing me of all sorts of things——Might say I was married alrea…
  15. The Long Arm of Looney Coote - (1)
    Given private means sufficiently large to pad them against the moulding buffets of Life, it is extraordinary how little men change in after…
  16. The Long Arm of Looney Coote - (2)
    “What do you mean, desperately close-run race? You said in your wire that it was a walk-over for Boko.” “That was just to fool the telegrap…
  17. The Exit of Battling Billson - (1)
    The Theatre Royal, Llunindnno, is in the middle of the principal thoroughfare of that repellent town, and immediately opposite its grubby m…
  18. The Exit of Battling Billson - (2)
    “I’m not going to fight!” Mr. Previn’s exuberance fell from him like a garment. His cigar dropped from his mouth, and his beady eyes glitte…
  19. Ukridge Rounds a Nasty Corner - (1)
    The late Sir Rupert Lakenheath, K.C.M.G., C.B., M.V.O., was one of those men at whom their countries point with pride. Until his retirement…
  20. Ukridge Rounds a Nasty Corner - (2)
    “I know. He is always talking about it.” She looked at me with round eyes exactly like a Persian kitten’s. “I suppose you will be his best…
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