Alarms and Discursions

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Introductory: On Gargoyles · Alarms and Discursions — I · Alarms and Discursions — II
Introductory: On Gargoyles Alone at some distance from the wasting walls of a disused abbey I found half sunken in the grass the grey and g…
Alarms and Discursions — III
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