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  1. "The Rose of Dixie"
    When The Rose of Dixie magazine was started by a stock company in Toombs City, Georgia, there was never but one candidate for its chief edi…
  2. The Third Ingredient - (1)
    The (so-called) Vallambrosa Apartment-House is not an apartment-house. It is composed of two old-fashioned, brownstone-front residences wel…
  3. The Third Ingredient - (2)
    "For just one moment I wished I was back in the old Vallambrosa, starving and hoping. And then I got numb, and didn't care. And then I felt…
  4. The Hiding of Black Bill
    A lank, strong, red-faced man with a Wellington beak and small, fiery eyes tempered by flaxen lashes, sat on the station platform at Los Pi…
  5. Schools and Schools
    I Old Jerome Warren lived in a hundred-thousand-dollar house at 35 East Fifty-Soforth Street. He was a downtown broker, so rich that he cou…
  6. Thimble, Thimble
    These are the directions for finding the office of Carteret & Carteret, Mill Supplies and Leather Belting: You follow the Broadway trail do…
  7. Supply and Demand - (1)
    Finch keeps a hats-cleaned-by-electricity-while-you-wait establishment, nine feet by twelve, in Third Avenue. Once a customer, you are alwa…
  8. Supply and Demand - (2)
    "McClintock waves his hand affectionately at one of his mules, and then hurls a few stickfuls of minion type at the mob of shoppers. "A gut…
  9. Buried Treasure
    "If I could have found that three hundred thousand dollars," I said to him, "I could have scoured and sifted the surface of the earth to fi…
  10. To Him Who Waits
    The Hermit of the Hudson was hustling about his cave with unusual animation. The cave was on or in the top of a little spur of the Catskill…
  11. He Also Serves
    If I could have a thousand years just one little thousand years more of life, I might, in that time, draw near enough to true Romance to to…
  12. The Moment of Victory - (1)
    Ben Granger is a war veteran aged twenty-nine which should enable you to guess the war. He is also principal merchant and postmaster of Cad…
  13. The Moment of Victory - (2)
    "The reason I drag all this non ex parte evidence in is because Willie Robbins was standing there listening to us. I was a second sergeant…
  14. The Head-Hunter - (1)
    When the war between Spain and George Dewey was over, I went to the Philippine Islands. There I remained as bush-whacker correspondent for…
  15. The Head-Hunter - (2)
    I took to my bed in the two-roomed thatched hut where I had been comfortably established, and sent for a gallon of rum. That was not for my…
  16. No Story
    To avoid having this book hurled into corner of the room by the suspicious reader, I will assert in time that this is not a newspaper story…
  17. The Higher Pragmatism
    I Where to go for wisdom has become a question of serious import. The ancients are discredited; Plato is boiler-plate; Aristotle is totteri…
  18. Best-Seller
    I One day last summer I went to Pittsburgh well, I had to go there on business. My chair-car was profitably well filled with people of the…
  19. Rus in Urbe
    Considering men in relation to money, there are three kinds whom I dislike: men who have more money than they can spend; men who have more…
  20. A Poor Rule
    I have always maintained, and asserted time to time, that woman is no mystery; that man can foretell, construe, subdue, comprehend, and int…
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