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Strictly Business: More Stories of the Four Million

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  1. Strictly Business
    I suppose you know all about the stage and stage people. You’ve been touched with and by actors, and you read the newspaper criticisms and…
  2. The Gold That Glittered
    A story with a moral appended is like the bill of a mosquito. It bores you, and then injects a stinging drop to irritate your conscience. T…
  3. Babes In The Jungle
    Montague Silver, the finest street man and art grafter in the West, says to me once in Little Rock: “If you ever lose your mind, Billy, and…
  4. The Day Resurgent
    I can see the artist bite the end of his pencil and frown when it comes to drawing his Easter picture; for his legitimate pictorial concept…
  5. The Fifth Wheel
    The ranks of the Bed Line moved closer together; for it was cold. They were alluvial deposit of the stream of life lodged in the delta of F…
  6. The Poet And The Peasant
    The other day a poet friend of mine, who has lived in close communion with nature all his life, wrote a poem and took it to an editor. It w…
  7. The Robe Of Peace
    Mysteries follow one another so closely in a great city that the reading public and the friends of Johnny Bellchambers have ceased to marve…
  8. The Girl And The Graft
    The other day I ran across my old friend Ferguson Pogue. Pogue is a conscientious grafter of the highest type. His headquarters is the West…
  9. The Call Of The Tame
    When the inauguration was accomplished—the proceedings were made smooth by the presence of the Rough Riders—it is well known that a herd of…
  10. The Unknown Quantity
    The poet Longfellow—or was it Confucius, the inventor of wisdom?—remarked: “Life is real, life is earnest; And things are not what they see…
  11. The Thing's The Play
    Being acquainted with a newspaper reporter who had a couple of free passes, I got to see the performance a few nights ago at one of the pop…
  12. A Ramble In Aphasia
    My wife and I parted on that morning in precisely our usual manner. She left her second cup of tea to follow me to the front door. There sh…
  13. A Municipal Report - (1)
    The cities are full of pride, Challenging each to each— This from her mountainside, That from her burthened beach. R. KIPLING. Fancy a nove…
  14. A Municipal Report - (2)
    Peace and confidence settled upon his heavy features. He had been luckier than he had hoped. Instead of having picked up a greenhorn, ignor…
  15. Psyche And The Pskyscraper
    If you are a philosopher you can do this thing: you can go to the top of a high building, look down upon your fellow-men 300 feet below, an…
  16. A Bird Of Bagdad
    Without a doubt much of the spirit and genius of the Caliph Harun Al Rashid descended to the Margrave August Michael von Paulsen Quigg. Qui…
  17. Compliments Of The Season
    There are no more Christmas stories to write. Fiction is exhausted; and newspaper items, the next best, are manufactured by clever young jo…
  18. A Night In New Arabia - (1)
    The great city of Bagdad-on-the-Subway is caliph-ridden. Its palaces, bazaars, khans, and byways are thronged with Al Rashids in divers dis…
  19. A Night In New Arabia - (2)
    “He will to me,” said Celia. “Riches—” began Annette, unsheathing the not unjustifiable feminine sting. “Oh, you’re not so beautiful,” said…
  20. The Girl And The Habit
    HABIT—a tendency or aptitude acquired by custom or frequent repetition. The critics have assailed every source of inspiration save one. To…
  21. Proof Of The Pudding
    Spring winked a vitreous optic at Editor Westbrook of the Minerva Magazine, and deflected him from his course. He had lunched in his favori…
  22. Past One At Rooney’s - (1)
    Only on the lower East Side of New York do the houses of Capulet and Montagu survive. There they do not fight by the book of arithmetic. If…
  23. Past One At Rooney’s - (2)
    “I think you’re the swellest looker I’ve had my lamps on in little old New York,” said Cork impressively. “That’ll be about enough of that,…
  24. The Venturers
    Let the story wreck itself on the spreading rails of the Non Sequitur Limited, if it will; first you must take your seat in the observation…
  25. The Duel
    The gods, lying beside their nectar on ’Lympus and peeping over the edge of the cliff, perceive a difference in cities. Although it would s…
  26. “What You Want”
    Night had fallen on that great and beautiful city known as Bagdad-on-the-Subway. And with the night came the enchanted glamour that belongs…
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