Reginald

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Reginald
I did it—I who should have known better. I persuaded Reginald to go to the McKillops’ garden-party against his will. We all make mistakes o…
Reginald on Christmas Presents · Reginald on the Academy · Reginald at the Theatre
Reginald on Christmas Presents I wish it to be distinctly understood (said Reginald) that I don’t want a “George, Prince of Wales” Prayer-b…
Reginald’s Peace Poem · Reginald’s Choir Treat · Reginald on Worries
Reginald’s Peace Poem “I’m writing a poem on Peace,” said Reginald, emerging from a sweeping operation through a tin of mixed biscuits, in…
Reginald on House-Parties
The drawback is, one never really knows one’s hosts and hostesses. One gets to know their fox-terriers and their chrysanthemums, and whethe…
Reginald at the Carlton
“A most variable climate,” said the Duchess; “and how unfortunate that we should have had that very cold weather at a time when coal was so…
Reginald on Besetting Sins: The Woman Who Told the Truth
Reginald on Besetting Sins: The Woman Who Told the Truth There was once (said Reginald) a woman who told the truth. Not all at once, of cou…
Reginald’s Christmas Revel
They say (said Reginald) that there’s nothing sadder than victory except defeat. If you’ve ever stayed with dull people during what is alle…
Reginald’s Rubaiyat
The other day (confided Reginald), when I was killing time in the bathroom and making bad resolutions for the New Year, it occurred to me t…
The Innocence of Reginald
Reginald slid a carnation of the newest shade into the buttonhole of his latest lounge coat, and surveyed the result with approval. “I am j…