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Reginald

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  1. Reginald
    I did it I who should have known better. I persuaded Reginald to go to the McKillops' garden-party against his will. We all make mistakes o…
  2. Reginald on Christmas Presents
    I wish it to be distinctly understood (said Reginald) that I don't want a "George, Prince of Wales" Prayer-book as a Christmas present. The…
  3. Reginald on the Academy
    "One goes to the Academy in self-defence," said Reginald. "It is the one topic one has in common with the Country Cousins." "It is almost a…
  4. Reginald at the Theatre
    "After all," said the Duchess vaguely, "there are certain things you can't get away from. Right and wrong, good conduct and moral rectitude…
  5. Reginald's Peace Poem
    "I'm writing a poem on Peace," said Reginald, emerging from a sweeping operation through a tin of mixed biscuits, in whose depths a macaroo…
  6. Reginald's Choir Treat
    "Never," wrote Reginald to his most darling friend, "be a pioneer. It's the Early Christian that gets the fattest lion." Reginald, in his w…
  7. Reginald on Worries
    I have (said Reginald) an aunt who worries. She's not really an aunt a sort of amateur one, and they aren't really worries. She is a social…
  8. Reginald on House-Parties
    The drawback is, one never really knows one's hosts and hostesses. One gets to know their fox-terriers and their chrysanthemums, and whethe…
  9. Reginald at the Carlton
    "A most variable climate," said the Duchess; "and how unfortunate that we should have had that very cold weather at a time when coal was so…
  10. Reginald's Drama
    Reginald closed his eyes with the elaborate weariness of one who has rather nice eyelashes and thinks it useless to conceal the fact. "One…
  11. Reginald on Tariffs
    I'm not going to discuss the Fiscal Question (said Reginald); I wish to be original. At the same time, I think one suffers more than one re…
  12. Reginald's Christmas Revel
    They say (said Reginald) that there's nothing sadder than victory except defeat. If you've ever stayed with dull people during what is alle…
  13. Reginald's Rubaiyat
    The other day (confided Reginald), when I was killing time in the bathroom and making bad resolutions for the New Year, it occurred to me t…
  14. The Innocence of Reginald
    Reginald slid a carnation of the newest shade into the buttonhole of his latest lounge coat, and surveyed the result with approval. "I am j…
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