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Beasts and Super-Beasts

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  1. The She-Wolf
    Leonard Bilsiter was one of those people who have failed to find this world attractive or interesting, and who have sought compensation in…
  2. Laura
    “You are not really dying, are you?” asked Amanda. “I have the doctor’s permission to live till Tuesday,” said Laura. “But to-day is Saturd…
  3. The Boar-Pig
    “There is a back way on to the lawn,” said Mrs. Philidore Stossen to her daughter, “through a small grass paddock and then through a walled…
  4. The Brogue
    The hunting season had come to an end, and the Mullets had not succeeded in selling the Brogue. There had been a kind of tradition in the f…
  5. The Hen
    “Dora Bittholz is coming on Thursday,” said Mrs. Sangrail. “This next Thursday?” asked Clovis His mother nodded. “You’ve rather done it, ha…
  6. The Open Window
    “My aunt will be down presently, Mr. Nuttel,” said a very self-possessed young lady of fifteen; “in the meantime you must try and put up wi…
  7. The Treasure Ship
    The great galleon lay in semi-retirement under the sand and weed and water of the northern bay where the fortune of war and weather had lon…
  8. The Cobweb
    The farmhouse kitchen probably stood where it did as a matter of accident or haphazard choice; yet its situation might have been planned by…
  9. The Lull
    “I’ve asked Latimer Springfield to spend Sunday with us and stop the night,” announced Mrs. Durmot at the breakfast-table. “I thought he wa…
  10. The Unkindest Blow
    The season of strikes seemed to have run itself to a standstill. Almost every trade and industry and calling in which a dislocation could p…
  11. The Romancers
    It was autumn in London, that blessed season between the harshness of winter and the insincerities of summer; a trustful season when one bu…
  12. The Schartz-Metterklume Method
    Lady Carlotta stepped out on to the platform of the small wayside station and took a turn or two up and down its uninteresting length, to k…
  13. The Seventh Pullet
    “It’s not the daily grind that I complain of,” said Blenkinthrope resentfully; “it’s the dull grey sameness of my life outside of office ho…
  14. The Blind Spot
    “You’ve just come back from Adelaide’s funeral, haven’t you?” said Sir Lulworth to his nephew; “I suppose it was very like most other funer…
  15. Dusk
    Norman Gortsby sat on a bench in the Park, with his back to a strip of bush-planted sward, fenced by the park railings, and the Row frontin…
  16. A Touch Of Realism
    “I hope you’ve come full of suggestions for Christmas,” said Lady Blonze to her latest arrived guest; “the old-fashioned Christmas and the…
  17. Cousin Teresa
    Basset Harrowcluff returned to the home of his fathers, after an absence of four years, distinctly well pleased with himself. He was only t…
  18. The Yarkand Manner
    Sir Lulworth Quayne was making a leisurely progress through the Zoological Society’s Gardens in company with his nephew, recently returned…
  19. The Byzantine Omelette
    Sophie Chattel-Monkheim was a Socialist by conviction and a Chattel-Monkheim by marriage. The particular member of that wealthy family whom…
  20. The Feast Of Nemesis
    “It’s a good thing that Saint Valentine’s Day has dropped out of vogue,” said Mrs. Thackenbury; “what with Christmas and New Year and Easte…
  21. The Dreamer
    It was the season of sales. The august establishment of Walpurgis and Nettlepink had lowered its prices for an entire week as a concession…
  22. The Quince Tree
    “I’ve just been to see old Betsy Mullen,” announced Vera to her aunt, Mrs. Bebberly Cumble; “she seems in rather a bad way about her rent.…
  23. The Forbidden Buzzards
    “Is matchmaking at all in your line?” Hugo Peterby asked the question with a certain amount of personal interest. “I don’t specialise in it…
  24. The Stake
    “Ronnie is a great trial to me,” said Mrs. Attray plaintively. “Only eighteen years old last February and already a confirmed gambler. I am…
  25. Clovis On Parental Responsibilities
    Marion Eggelby sat talking to Clovis on the only subject that she ever willingly talked about—her offspring and their varied perfections an…
  26. A Holiday Task
    Kenelm Jerton entered the dining-hall of the Golden Galleon Hotel in the full crush of the luncheon hour. Nearly every seat was occupied, a…
  27. The Stalled Ox
    Theophil Eshley was an artist by profession, a cattle painter by force of environment. It is not to be supposed that he lived on a ranche o…
  28. The Story-Teller
    It was a hot afternoon, and the railway carriage was correspondingly sultry, and the next stop was at Templecombe, nearly an hour ahead. Th…
  29. A Defensive Diamond
    Treddleford sat in an easeful arm-chair in front of a slumberous fire, with a volume of verse in his hand and the comfortable consciousness…
  30. The Elk
    Teresa, Mrs. Thropplestance, was the richest and most intractable old woman in the county of Woldshire. In her dealings with the world in g…
  31. “Down Pens”
    “Have you written to thank the Froplinsons for what they sent us?” asked Egbert. “No,” said Janetta, with a note of tired defiance in her v…
  32. The Name-Day
    Adventures, according to the proverb, are to the adventurous. Quite as often they are to the non-adventurous, to the retiring, to the const…
  33. The Lumber Room
    The children were to be driven, as a special treat, to the sands at Jagborough. Nicholas was not to be of the party; he was in disgrace. On…
  34. Fur
    “You look worried, dear,” said Eleanor. “I am worried,” admitted Suzanne; “not worried exactly, but anxious. You see, my birthday happens n…
  35. The Philanthropist And The Happy Cat
    Jocantha Bessbury was in the mood to be serenely and graciously happy. Her world was a pleasant place, and it was wearing one of its pleasa…
  36. On Approval
    Of all the genuine Bohemians who strayed from time to time into the would-be Bohemian circle of the Restaurant Nuremberg, Owl Street, Soho,…
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