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The Man Upstairs and Other Stories

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  1. The Man Upstairs - (1)
    There were three distinct stages in the evolution of Annette Brougham's attitude towards the knocking in the room above. In the beginning i…
  2. The Man Upstairs - (2)
    It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of t…
  3. Something To Worry About - (1)
    A girl stood on the shingle that fringes Millbourne Bay, gazing at the red roofs of the little village across the water. She was a pretty g…
  4. Something To Worry About - (2)
    He was overwhelmed. He kissed Sally across the fence humbly. Sally, for her part, seemed very unconcerned about it all. A more critical man…
  5. Deep Waters - (1)
    Historians of the social life of the later Roman Empire speak of a certain young man of Ariminum, who would jump into rivers and swim in 'e…
  6. Deep Waters - (2)
    'My fault,' said George; 'I was thinking.' 'If you must break the habit of a lifetime,' said Mr Mifflin, complainingly, 'I wish you would w…
  7. When Doctors Disagree - (1)
    It is possible that, at about the time at which this story opens, you may have gone into the Hotel Belvoir for a hair-cut. Many people did;…
  8. When Doctors Disagree - (2)
    Mr 'Skipper' Shute belonged to the last-named of the three classes. He had arrived in England two months previously for the purpose of hold…
  9. By Advice Of Counsel
    The traveller champed meditatively at his steak. He paid no attention to the altercation which was in progress between the waiter and the m…
  10. Rough-Hew Them How We Will - (1)
    Paul Boielle was a waiter. The word 'waiter' suggests a soft-voiced, deft-handed being, moving swiftly and without noise in an atmosphere o…
  11. Rough-Hew Them How We Will - (2)
    M. Bredin chucked Jeanne under the chin. As he did so, the belated luncher called 'Waiter!' but Paul was otherwise engaged. His entire nerv…
  12. The Man Who Disliked Cats - (1)
    It was Harold who first made us acquainted, when I was dining one night at the Cafe Britannique, in Soho. It is a peculiarity of the Cafe B…
  13. The Man Who Disliked Cats - (2)
    It is well. A week later I follow the 'Endersons to London. For the next few days, monsieur, I am in Paradise. My 'ost has much nice 'ouse…
  14. Ruth In Exile - (1)
    The clock struck five briskly, as if time were money. Ruth Warden got up from her desk and, having put on her hat, emerged into the outer o…
  15. Ruth In Exile - (2)
    Mr Warden was more than usually disappointed with Ruth during dinner. It was the same old story. So far from making herself pleasant to thi…
  16. Archibald's Benefit - (1)
    Archibald Mealing was one of those golfers in whom desire outruns performance. Nobody could have been more willing than Archibald. He tried…
  17. Archibald's Benefit - (2)
    Having laid these plans, he caught the train on the Thursday morning with the consoling feeling that, however sadly the morning might begin…
  18. The Man, The Maid, And The Miasma - (1)
    Although this story is concerned principally with the Man and the Maid, the Miasma pervades it to such an extent that I feel justified in p…
  19. The Man, The Maid, And The Miasma - (2)
    The girl separated a section of cake from the parent body. She caught his eye. 'You had better go,' she said. 'If you go now it's just poss…
  20. The Good Angel - (1)
    Any man under thirty years of age who tells you he is not afraid of an English butler lies. He may not show his fear. Outwardly he may be b…
  21. The Good Angel - (2)
    'Yes, yes. I don't want a schedule of your daily exercises. Cut out the athletic reminiscences and come to the point.' 'As I was rowing on…
  22. The Good Angel - (3)
    'Mother, here's Mr Owen.' 'I seed him fast enough,' said the old woman, briskly. 'Shuffle, an' cut three times.' She then performed mysteri…
  23. Out Of School
    Mark you, I am not defending James Datchett. I hold no brief for James. On the contrary, I am very decidedly of the opinion that he should…
  24. Three From Dunsterville - (1)
    Once upon a time there was erected in Longacre Square, New York, a large white statue, labelled 'Our City', the figure of a woman in Grecia…
  25. Three From Dunsterville - (2)
    The reaction would come with the end of the fight. Her private hostilities began when the firm's ceased. She became an ordinary individual…
  26. The Tuppenny Millionaire - (1)
    In the crowd that strolled on the Promenade des Etrangers, enjoying the morning sunshine, there were some who had come to Roville for their…
  27. The Tuppenny Millionaire - (2)
    'On eight, please, would you mind?' he heard her say, and then the crowd shifted again and she disappeared, leaving him holding the coin, h…
  28. Ahead Of Schedule - (1)
    It was to Wilson, his valet, with whom he frequently chatted in airy fashion before rising of a morning, that Rollo Finch first disclosed h…
  29. Ahead Of Schedule - (2)
    Mr Galloway continued, his voice rising as he spoke. 'My boy,' he said, 'I feel young tonight for the first time in years. And, hang it, I'…
  30. Sir Agravaine - (1)
    A TALE OF KING ARTHUR'S ROUND TABLE Some time ago, when spending a delightful week-end at the ancestral castle of my dear old friend, the D…
  31. Sir Agravaine - (2)
    There was a touch of mystery in the atmosphere which made him vaguely uneasy. When a fiery dragon is ravaging the country-side to such an e…
  32. The Goal-Keeper And The Plutocrat - (1)
    The main difficulty in writing a story is to convey to the reader clearly yet tersely the natures and dispositions of one's leading charact…
  33. The Goal-Keeper And The Plutocrat - (2)
    And now the day of the Final at the Crystal Palace approached, and all England was alert, confident of a record-breaking contest. But alas!…
  34. In Alcala - (1)
    In Alcala, as in most of New York's apartment houses, the schedule of prices is like a badly rolled cigarette thick in the middle and thin…
  35. In Alcala - (2)
    He was lonely. For the first time since he had come to New York he was really lonely. Solitude had not hurt him till now. In his black mome…
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